Appearance: Dungeon of Desire (1999)
Characters: Vickie & Lady-in-Waiting
Vickie (Newman), Carrie (Susan Featherly) and Jill (Regina Russell) aren't having the best of times, really. They've... somehow... been zapped into the past, and appeared in a castle of some kind. Only the castle wizard (Burke Morgan, famous for playing non-sexual old men in soft porn) knows how to help them escape: sexual energy!
I'm going to give you a few seconds to read that paragraph through once more. Now tell me that it makes any sense at all, and I'll be amazed.
Into this mix throw an imprisoned princess played by Mia Zottoli, named Gwen, who isn't allowed to see her sweetheart, because her wicked stepmother (yes, really) is a bit of a bitch. Although she spends a lot of time ruminating on this, it doesn't seem to bother Gwen too much, as she spends nearly all her time making love to her lady in waiting (Porter), which makes up the first sex scene in the film. While Jill is off having a miserable time, Carrie and Vickie chance across the princess and her
This scene happens at a relatively early point in the narrative, such as it is. Jill, who is reduced to mucking out animals in a stable for some obscure reason, says something huffy like, "this is a very poorly-scripted scene in an incredibly unrealistic set. I hope Carrie and Vickie are having a really miserable time right now."
Joke's on you, Jill! Vickie's having sex with the handmaiden! Isn't that a laugh?
For all I said about lesbian soft porn being easy to film, it must be easy to write. Unless there's some sort of artificial penetrative device, like a strap-on or dildo, involved (and there never is; it's not hardcore), there's no actual kind of indication as to the point which sex, or what one may consider sex, has begun, so what you actually get is a kind of extended foreplay, culminating in the two ladies (or two of the ladies) doing scissors, which I suppose is the "equivalent". As I say, difficult to write. Let's attempt to describe.
|Of course, the candle's the star.|
Once that bit's done with, they pause for a while to remind the viewer that they have boobs, and after some... foot-licking... and slow but sensual bump and grind, a drum beat introduces us to the second act, which focuses mostly on the lady in waiting's bottom.
And I mean it. Vickie licks it, kisses it, spanks it, presses her boobs against it, and finally, climbs on
|Possibly if not actually really very good.|
There's a flip of characters immediately afterwards, and Vickie then gets to be on the receiving end, as the lady in waiting descends upon her to kiss her breasts and rub against a prostate Vickie, during which we get a few shots of, er, legs. Interesting. The girls then do scissors, which is also a good concept but doesn't really work here as it's not really too energetic considering what came beforehand, and finally Vickie gets licked to her well-deserved orgasm. Brava, ladies. Brava.
So... the big question. Why do I like this scene? Simple: it's incredibly well-done. The music isn't great, but it's enough. The setting, however, is brilliant - a plush, comfortable-looking royal bedroom, complete with drapes, deep red colours which offset the girls' skin beautifully, and candles, which kind of have to appear in softcore, really. Costumes aren't needed, but the robes look nice enough, and the camera angles show that a lot of thought really has gone into this.
But the real points have to go to the actresses. They are magnificent. Amber Newman has always
|Vickie can hear the sea!|